Sunday, January 29, 2012

Black Bean Soup

I try and keep things somewhat healthy...I mean, if I only have so much money for so much food each month I had better make it worth it.


This recipe for black bean soup is WONDERFUL.  It's cheap to make, healthy to eat, tastes amazing, and makes plenty of leftover soup. 


As in all of my cooking adventures, you need to be willing to substitute things. I don't ever have limes around, but this recipe calls for lime juice. What do I do? Use that bottled lemon juice. Or lemonade. Use whatever, really. If you don't have Worcestershire sauce, either buy some and use it, or don't buy it. It's your money! 


The cilantro makes this taste almost salsa-y. And if you use smoked chipotle instead of chili powder the recipe is even more amazing. But let's be real...that shit's expensive...I only use it when I snag some from a trip to the grandparents :)


Leftovers! Also, this is not at my house...the kitchen's too nice. 





Ingredients

  • 5 slices bacon, finely chopped
  • 1 medium onions, chopped 
  • 3 garlic cloves, pressed
  • 1 cup reduced-sodium chicken broth
  • 3/4 cups canned chopped tomatoes
  • 1 tbsp ketchup
  • 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
  • 1/2 tbsp chili powder
  • 2 (15 1/2-ounce) cans black beans, drained but not rinsed
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • 1/2 bunch cilantro
  • juice of 1/2 lime

Directions

Put the bacon into a pot and place it over medium heat. Cook about 4-5 minutes. Stir in the onions and cook, until they start to turn translucent, about 4 minutes. Stir in the garlic and cook until you can smell it, about 1 minute. Add the broth, tomatoes, ketchup, Worcestershire, and chili powder. Stir in the beans, turn the heat to high and bring to a boil. Adjust the heat so the soup is bubbling gently and cook 10 minutes. Season with salt and pepper.
Meanwhile, pick off all the thick stems from the cilantro. Wash it and shake dry. Chop the cilantro coarsely and stir it into the soup when it has been simmering 10 minutes. cook until the soup is thickened, about 5 minutes. Stir in the lime juice. Consume.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Muffins

It's two o'clock in the morning.
My Facebook newsfeed is boring.
I have to get up for work soon.
lalalalalalablah the moon.

I really do have to get up for work soon. Ever since a freak Seattle snow-storm that buried the city (kidding!), I haven't been on a great sleep cycle. So here I sit. On blogger. Blogging.

I made myself some muffins to take to work with me tomorrow since I'm going to be there in 6 hours. I figure since I'll be trying to get up at the last possible minute, I should try and plan ahead for the massive procrastination-fest I'll be having. So...

1:43am - Prime muffin-making time.


2 eggs
1/4 cup vegetable oil (olives are vegetables, right?)
3/4 cup water
Betty Crocker Chocolate Chip muffin mix.

Boom. Mix all. Cook in muffin tin. 400 degrees F for 16-21 minutes. Or until your smoke detector comes on.

Breakfast for tomorrow. Healthy? Nope. I'm not here to be healthy. Healthy comes after I get monies with my fancy B.A. Psych degree. And in this instance, I do mean bad-ass.

Boom. And yeah, I nommed that muffin top.

Tuition, Rent, or Food

The reasons behind creating a "food" blog are pretty simple.

I'm in college.
I'm broke.
Paying tuition is a bitch.
I've wanted to start a food blog but don't have fancy camera crap so I've always felt inferior so I've never started one and I still feel like a poser for starting one but I think I can do it because other people can but I still feel--

Well, shit. I'm doing it now.

So, welcome to my life. I love to cook, but my love of food conflicts with my ability to pay rent or tution...or in this month's case rent AND tuition. I'll take shitty photography in piss-poor lighting (which might make my wonderful bean soup look like dog vomit) but it'll get the point and my recipes across.

Or it will make me look really stupid.

I'm going to go make muffins now.